In Which We Attempt To Photograph Clara
August 18th, 2012You would think Clara would be photographed on a daily basis… what with spending her time in the studio and wearing these cute outfits and Mommy being a photographer… but (and here, seasoned parents nod their head knowingly) she’s a SECOND child.
SECOND-born Children, as compared to First-born Children, are distinct in the fact that their parents A.) use less hand sanitizer when associating with; B.) take them for far less frequent trips to the ER; and C.) seldom photograph the Second Child, outside of iPhone snaps.
Determined not to miss the moments, we made a date and scheduled a time for her nine-month Portraits. They started out with Daddy putting her into position.
She was obviously not thrilled with her beret, so off it came.
“Look at me, Mommy! I took my hat off! Now I will crawl rapidly toward you!”
Mommy puts the hat back on. Clara complains.
Clara takes the hat off. Gives Mommy a “whatcha gonna do about it” look.
Mommy puts hat back on. Clara complains louder.
Slowly, staring at Mommy the whole time, the strong-willed child takes the hat off again.
And throws it on the floor. Gives a defiant look to Mommy. It’s ON.
Mommy happens to be a former strong-willed child. Mommy puts hat back on. There’s no going back now!
Oh! She’s wounded! The horror! The agony!
Ooh, a wall! (Strong-willed but easily distracted). (Just like Mommy).
Daddy! Here to save her!
She glares back at Mommy, debating on whether they can still be on good terms.
Yes! Mommy has what she needs! (It was close to lunch time). We’re back in good graces!
And that concludes Clara’s nine month Portrait Session. Let’s hope the next Session goes better…
Last Chance For Summer Senior Portraits!
July 24th, 2012Class of 2013— your time is now! Your school year will be GONE in barely a blink of an eye (and so will the gorgeous Ozark greenery!)
Book now and get these goodies:
• Extended Summer Hours (that means evenings! For beautiful summer light!)
• A Complimentary 3×5 Image For Your Yearbook (because looking good for future generations is a concern!)
• An Early Booking Credit of $50 Towards Any Canvas Wall Art Purchased From Your Senior Session (CANVAS!)
• A Bonus Calotype T-Shirt (while they last. I’ve already helped myself to two.)
These special offers are ONLY available during the month of August. That’s only 23 WORKING DAYS of possible senior portraits! Book now by calling 417.845.1151.
California, Here We Come!
May 12th, 2012Calotype Photography is headed to the West Coast for some saltwater portrait fun! Sessions are available on Pismo Beach (or the Fresno area, for the valley dwellers). Our fun Portrait Sessions are a thrilling experience that leave you with beautiful, emotional portraits you’ll cherish for a lifetime!
Special Package Collections available for Families + Children + Teens
Email Julie for more information!
Please Don’t Turn Around And Grow Up Way Too Fast
March 29th, 2012“Life’s an Hourglass” by Mindy Gledhill. You can buy it here and become a heap of emotional mush in seconds.
Jack and Clara, of course, our most favorite subjects in all the world.


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